Frankly, it's been a bit of a week.
Publicly, I was accused of doing a 'double blink' at a chalkface meeting,
thus indicating I did not understand a key concept being explained
and then, I was rather shocked when this book,
'Who wants to be a Poodle? I don't', by Lauren Child
(addressed to my good self), lying at the bottom
of my chalkface mail drawer.
Upon reading the book I realised it is a subversive attempt
To get the House Muse to revolt.
It's a story about Madam Verity Brulee and her poodle that's never had its poufy
feet wet and the subsequent visits to the psychiatrist for the caniche.
because he has an identity crisis.
are not buying Oxfam vouchers for livestock or water taps for yours or others' whippersnappers
buy them one of her books for Christmas.
I really can't imagine where some people get their ideas from.
Feel free to disagree.
Stay subversive, it can do you a lot of good.